everyone at family parties: so do you have a boyfriend
rrek: a-large-bearded-man: that ad should be illegal i’m scared.
chadoallen: tyleroakley: This is basically my mating call at the bar. That bitch is on a good one, lol
blameaspartame: imboredwhatever: omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun wut